WHY AMERICA 'S ECONOMY FELL OFF THE CLIFF
為何感覺美國經濟直直落
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
約翰早上六點被日本製的鬧鐘叫醒。
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG )
他那中國製的咖啡壺燒開了，他用香港製的電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA),designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
他穿上斯利蘭卡製的襯衫，新加坡製的長褲及韓國製的布鞋。
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
在他用印度製的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後，他坐下用他墨西哥製的計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
在他從印度製的收音機上對了台灣製的錶上的時間後，他上了德國製的車還加滿了從沙烏地阿拉伯進口的油，然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
Computer (made in MALAYSIA ),John decided to relax for a while.
在過了沮喪又沒有結果的一天後，他看看他馬來西亞製的電腦，決定放鬆一下。
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ),poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
他穿上巴西製的夾腳拖鞋，倒了一杯法國生產的紅酒然後打開印尼製的電視，還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA
現在他在希望從"肯亞製的美國總統"那邊能得到幫助。
